Emir's

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The Place to be. A "must go" in Amsterdam.

Geschiedenis

1. You cant get out of the place unless you are drunk or high, in many cases dry( drunk and high),

2. Laughing your butt off is in order when a decent joke is told,

3. You are allowed to do only one lame joke every hour,

4. Voting for a joint is in order and if you smoked once in the night, you have to vote for the next round,

5. When you vote, in case of a situation which is opposite of your desire, you are obligated to smoke,

6. Racist jokes are acceptable as far as no intention of discrimination,

7. Foreign languages aren't acceptable unless it doesn't exceed the limit of blocking a decent conversation amongst the other customers,

8. Robot-dance, feeling no legs or imitating people are in order, actually it adds a drop of fun in the atmosphere,

9. Customers are able to sleep in wherever they desire however it isn't guaranteed that other customers aren't going to draw/paint/tattoo/use the body as a shot table/toothpaste on them,

10. Every customer has to write their experiences in the "Emir's- the pub of wonders",

Thank you for coming and enjoy your time,

Emir